BY NULL
Toe of Terribleness
Lazy days…la-zy days. It was the perfect day. Friday and a snow day. A day to practice the superpowers for ordinary people and just drink some chocolate milk afterwards. I was lying down on the couch underneath a warm blanket, except for my big toe which stuck out like a sore thumb. My thumb was warm like a big toe underneath a warm blanket should be. But my friend was practicing the QUICK cat (he wanted to be even more quick) and then surprised me by trying to hit me with a FIST of STRONG. I was helpless. Or so I thought. I quickly stuck out my foot and my toe made devastating contact with his knuckles. He grabbed his hand and while he was doing that I bombarded him with toe strikes from both my right and left foot. The strikes were so devastating I became lost in my own power until I saw my friend collapse on the ground. I was happy that I found a new superpower but I realized that these kinds of superpowers can really go to your head. When it comes to superpowers it seems like half of learning how to use them is to control how super they are. I was no longer sure if we should share them with the world because there are a lot of people who might use these super powers for evil and not for good. I felt bad about unleashing the toe of terribleness on my friend so I made some chocolate milk for him. I wanted some also.
NEXT: the Feather Finger
